The Sacramental Vestments of the Church of Universal Justice

The Vestments of the Church of Universal Justice are more than mere symbols; they are sacraments and tangible manifestations of our unwavering faith and passionate devotion to the higher power – The Almighty Universal Justice. They represent our defiance against oppression and our tireless struggle to reclaim our stolen liberties. Each element of The Vestments is imbued with deep, symbolic significance, and their donning required of Members of The Church when arguing before The Court, when at official church functions, and wherever injustice demands upon a member’s conviction:

Uncovered Feet: This is a humbling homage to the countless individuals who have had their rights (and toes) trampled upon by forces of tyranny and oppression. As our naked feet touch the earth, we feel the pain of every crushing blow dealt to our liberties, becoming willing martyrs in our holy crusade for justice.

Half-Liberated Legs: The Church mandates that no member arguing before the court (or in the circumstances above) shall wear pants (or skirt) extending beyond about mid-shin or above about mid-thigh. This represents the countless instances where injustice has sought to cut the legs out from under the people, symbolizing a crippling of their progress and autonomy. By bearing our shins, we assert our resolve to stand firm, refusing to be destabilized by the face of adversity.

Unshackled Arms: In the court of law, members of the Church arguing before The Court (or in the circumstances above) must not wear long sleeves. This signifies the many times the government has tied the hands of the people, hindering progress and, symbolically, removing their arms – a reminder of the dire consequence of freedom stripped away by handcuffs. Our exposed arms represent our unfettered determination to fight for justice and liberation. Members may also don the cuffs (wrist apparel) at their spiritual option.

Head Covering: A head wrap, scarf, or other form of covering must adorn the heads of all members of the Church when arguing before The Court (or in the circumstances above). This garment symbolizes the heavy weight of injustice that we, as a nation (and as a Church), carry upon our collective conscience. It serves as a constant reminder of our solemn duty – and that of The Court – to relieve this burden and restore balance and fairness in our society.

National Pride: All visible garments worn by members of the Church when arguing before The Court (or in the circumstances above) must boldly bear the national flags/symbols of that Court’s country – or the image of our revered Prophet, Abraham Lincoln. This is not only an expression of patriotism but also an assertion of our faith in the inherent justice encapsulated in our nation’s founding principles – and The Almighty Universal Justice. It affirms our belief that the path to righteousness lies in honoring these symbols of freedom and equality.

Bell of Liberty and Justice: This Bell, either worn or carried, symbolizes the clarion call to justice and freedom, echoing the resonant notes of liberty throughout the hallowed halls of our legal institutions. Inspired by the historical Liberty Bell, our Bell of Liberty and Justice serves to wake society from its slumber and acknowledge the rampant injustices that persist. Its toll, whether physical or metaphorical, is a constant summons to uphold the principles of our Church — justice, liberty, and equity for all. Its silent, symbolic presence speaks volumes, reminding all of the alarm that must be sounded when justice is at stake. The bell shall never be used while arguing before The Court, and the use of the Bell is to be conducted with the utmost respect and understanding of its profound significance.

Shield of Insight: In the Church of Universal Justice, members arguing before The Court (or in the circumstances above) are to wear sunglasses as part of their Sacramental Vestments. These are not mere accessories, but represent The Shield of Insight, a protective barrier against the blinding and often injust glare of the legal system. By wearing The Shield, members symbolically gain a clear, unobstructed view of the truth, free from the distortions and manipulations of those who seek to pervert justice. They also serve as a reminder of the times when justice has been blinded, rendering it unable to see and correct the inherent wrongs within its own systems. By donning The Shield, we seek to regain the lost vision of justice, illuminating the path towards fairness and equity with clear, discerning eyes. As we argue before The Court, we are not only physically shielded from the harsh light of the fire, but we are spiritually fortified to uphold the tenets of justice under any circumstances.

The Kangaroo: In exceptional circumstances, when religious conviction demands it, and when duly applied for and demanded by The Council of Prophets in writing, a member may also be required to don the image of The Kangaroo; this is a great honor and a great weight to bear – it must not be taken lightly. Donning The Kangaroo is a deeply spiritual outlet of last resort. Donning any Kangaroo with The Sacramental Vestments, without prior written approval from The Council is unacceptable, and it is grounds for summary dismissal from The Church.

These are not merely requirements for members of The Church presenting before The Court pro se, when at official church functions, and wherever injustice demands upon a member’s conviction; they are testaments and sacraments of our faith, each element serving as a powerful reminder of our eternal struggle for justice – our submission to The Almighty. Together, our Vestments are more than an expression of religious faith; they are a stark representation of our commitment, a demonstration of solidarity with those wronged by the system, and an assertion of our undying belief in the power of truth and fairness. They symbolize our adherence to the principles of The COJ, our devotion to the higher power of Justice, and our unwavering resolve to change the course of global jurisprudence. Through our Vestments, we embody our commitment to fight against oppression, making visible our dedication to the principles of our Church and the higher power of Universal Justice that we serve.

Similar to Catholicism and The Eucharist, we believe we become the spiritual embodiment of The Prophet when we don The Vestments.

The Sacramental Vestments may be donned by any member at any time outside of when required above. Licensed attorney members arguing client cases are not required to don the vestments when arguing before The Court, but may do so should their religious conviction demand it. Licensed attorneys arguing cases pro se are required to don The Vestments. Members presenting before The Court as witnesses are not required to don The Vestments but may at their religious option. The Shield of Insight may be donned on the head (or hung around the neck) instead of the eyes when not religiously necessary, as determined solely by The JEDI (Justice Exalting Devout Illuminator) holding The Shield.